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brantwatch: “I’m pissed,” muttered Peter II, sporting a Alexander Wang-modified Joseph Beuys felt suit at a launch party for Art Dubai, sponsored by Exxon Mobil’s new ‘Blood in the Desert’ prize. “They said this was a dry event and I thought they were talking about the humidity. Now here I am drinking non-alcoholic cider with bloated maraschino cherries in it. I passed up a night of extreme camel surfing in Sharjah for this shit.” Peter II is joined by Tatiana D and Olga S, interns working for Marlborough’s controversial Middle Eastern ‘Never 2 Young’ campaign, and Ivan ‘Krank’ Krinski, a part-time Viggo Mortensen stunt double and former fluffer. A$AP Rocky performed a 4-minute “clean” medley of his latest album at the event. The ‘Blood in the Desert’ prize went to Jeff Koons, who, according to the stipulations of the award, will construct a piece according to the detailed specifications of His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum. I don’t even know who these kids are being satirized but this is funny. H/T Kyle Chayka

brantwatch:

“I’m pissed,” muttered Peter II, sporting a Alexander Wang-modified Joseph Beuys felt suit at a launch party for Art Dubai, sponsored by Exxon Mobil’s new ‘Blood in the Desert’ prize. “They said this was a dry event and I thought they were talking about the humidity. Now here I am drinking non-alcoholic cider with bloated maraschino cherries in it. I passed up a night of extreme camel surfing in Sharjah for this shit.” Peter II is joined by Tatiana D and Olga S, interns working for Marlborough’s controversial Middle Eastern ‘Never 2 Young’ campaign, and Ivan ‘Krank’ Krinski, a part-time Viggo Mortensen stunt double and former fluffer. A$AP Rocky performed a 4-minute “clean” medley of his latest album at the event. The ‘Blood in the Desert’ prize went to Jeff Koons, who, according to the stipulations of the award, will construct a piece according to the detailed specifications of His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum.

I don’t even know who these kids are being satirized but this is funny.

H/T Kyle Chayka

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