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"[Pepper Spray is] a Food Product, Essentially"

Megyn Kelly on fire hoses: “It’s a sports beverage, essentially!”

Megyn Kelly on police dogs: “It’s a family pet, essentially!”

Megyn Kelly on tasers: “It’s static cling, essentially!”

Megyn Kelly on rubber bullets: “It’s a pencil eraser, essentially!”

Megyn Kelly on hand grenades: “It’s a Fourth of July firework, essentially! God bless America.”

Lulz.

As seen on Gawker:
http://m.gawker.com/5861688/its-a-food-product-essentially-fox-news-starts-spinning-pepper-spray-cops

(via @JeremySapienza)

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